Archive for May 2010
Like, hi, I’m convivial and superawesome but since I’m on my period which is conceiveable to cause dysmenorrhea, crying spells and depression, I CAN beat every man jack up and it really DOES make sense. Like, I have this uterine lining thing crumbling over my vajayjay followed by cramps and I smell like Edward Cullen’s craw, apparently I HAVE the right to complain and tick people off because I feel superuncomfortable. It’s hormonal thing. It’s inexorable. It’s bound to happen. It’s―excusable. Like, TOTALLY. People have to appreciate this, you know, my gender with all its being. Like, who do you think you are against nature, Sarah Palin? So, you see, I believe this murder was caused by my hormonal thing, I SUE for understanding and–
Okay let me stop myself here and I’ll make it clear.
STOP (EFFORTLESSLY) MAKING YOUR FUCKING OVARIES AS A POOR EXCUSE TO HARM PEOPLE.
Because I experience premenstrual discomfort each month as well, and I TRIED to control myself.
I’ll start this review with an obvious avowal: at long last—a proper non-barbiestacks Korean music truly exists (!) E.VIA serves up decent rap, chip-thighs, and a brimful of moeness I couldn’t resist. I came across Oppa Can I Do It time was, despite the controversy, the song was pretty catchy and I’ve grown fond of her thenceforth. E.VIA’s Must Have mini album just stumbled upon my iTunes today, so here’s a quick review 😀
1. Protein Girl (Good Protein to You)
3. Tips (feat. Yogjaengi Yoseonsaeng)
4. Genuine Girl (feat. Mad Clown)
5. When It Comes to Clothes (Call Me Up!)
6. Shake! (Intrumental)
7. Genuine Girl (Intrumental)
8. When It Comes to Clothes (Instrumental)
1. Protein Girl (Good Protein to You). I love the creepy feel I get from the rapid laugh voice which fitted well with the low-moderate synth melody and the simple arrangement. It’s actually good for an intro, the song doesn’t feel like overdone or something.
2. Shake it! I do admit that Shake it! is my favorite out of this album. It’s another one of those songs that just kind of sticks to you after you listen to it. I like the beat although this feels kinda similar to Protein Girl. Great song, great rap, nice asses, and E.VIA looks ubercute (I can’t believe she’s already 24). I’m so putting this song into my playlist.
3. Tips. No music, just a girl babbling out of nowhere. I don’t know what the fucking hell the girl was talking about since it’s in Korean. Okay.
4. Genuine Girl. Honestly I don’t really like this song, I don’t know why. Mad Clown’s rap part was kinda impressive though, I like the rhythm, but the song feels.. a lil bit off-sounding.
5. When It Comes to Clothes (Call Me Up!). Lovely. I enjoy the way E.VIA singing up-tempo rap followed by blues-y synthesized voice, but it sounds quite repetitive. Well, it’s good, I like the rap part.
In short, it’s worth listening! She’s really good and IINM she’s the fastest female rapper in all of Korea at 160 bpm. I just hope she’ll make more up-beat songs. Keep up the good, girl. Kudos.
1. Winsor & Newton Canvas.
2. Stellar Projector. Because glow-in-the-dark novelties are passé and disturbing. Not that they’re plug-ugly, but looking at this glowing bedroom wall deludes me of seeing some certain vampires.
3. High-end Desktop PC. Okay. I don’t need sex, my laptop fucked me already.
4. Darth Vader costume. Yeah, what?
6. Puzzles & boardgames. It’s been a while since the last time I played ‘real’ games. Technology kills.
7. Novels. I guess this is the emotional part. The last time I bought novels is nearly 2 years ago and even most of e-books I had were grimoirs. I wish people would buy some for my upcoming birthday 😦
8. Cellphone. I just broke my cellphone. Bollocks.
“The First Moslem Contestant Coming First in Blahblah competition”
“A Prominent Moslem Economist Had Appeared Before Adam Smith”
—seriously, what’s the fucking point of writing stuff like this while you people tussling against Racism? Dude, you’ve started the fucking bias on your tod, crowning your fucking retarded vainglorious religion over such irrelevant articles and nonsensically blaming Christendom for its prejudice. I can see clearly why some dudes tried to fire off bombs and missiles. Let’s see, how the fuck does one’s expertise relate to Qur’an? Discuss. I’ve seen a whole lot of eminent infidels out there, yeah I bet Jesus had something to do with their fucking mind—NOT. Writing craps like this only makes you (and your religion) look dumb and pitiful. You know, there’s a type of twat who always talks claptrap about some certain public figures, like “she used to be my friend in high school, not close one, BUT HEY–”, it’s exactly what you’re doing. And if you ask me, yeah I was raised among Moslems.
I know, I should stop swearing, but,
Fuck you, you fucking hypocrites.
We don’t even talk anymore
And we don’t even know what we argue about
Don’t even say I love you no more
cause saying how we feel is no longer allowed
Some people will work things out
And some just don’t know how to change..