PANOPTICONCLAVE

Posts Tagged ‘menstrual cramps

I'm PMS Monster. I eat people.

Like, hi, I’m convivial and superawesome but since I’m on my period which is conceiveable to cause dysmenorrhea, crying spells and depression, I CAN beat every man jack up and it really DOES make sense. Like, I have this uterine lining thing crumbling over my vajayjay followed by cramps and I smell like Edward Cullen’s craw, apparently I HAVE the right to complain and tick people off because I feel superuncomfortable. It’s hormonal thing. It’s inexorable. It’s bound to happen. It’sexcusable. Like, TOTALLY. People have to appreciate this, you know, my gender with all its being. Like, who do you think you are against nature, Sarah Palin? So, you see, I believe this murder was caused by my hormonal thing, I SUE for understanding and–

Okay let me stop myself here and I’ll make it clear.

STOP (EFFORTLESSLY) MAKING YOUR FUCKING OVARIES AS A POOR EXCUSE TO HARM PEOPLE.

Because I experience premenstrual discomfort each month as well, and I TRIED to control myself.
Fuck. You.